laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

joshpeck:

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

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spookyassniall:

"hey since you’re up can u-" *sits down*

(Source: bootima)

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated